Mosque at Ground Zero
Found on the interwebs:
I am appalled that so many of my friends here are against the mosque near Ground Zero and think, for the purpose of tolerance, we should build accordingly around the Mosque.
Consequently, I propose that two gay nightclubs be opened on each side of the mosque's doors to promote tolerance. We could call them "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot".
Across the street should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, an open barbecue serving pork ribs, a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” and an Adult Toy Shop with very big flashing signs and a huge public address system that plays Ray Stevens' "Ahab the Arab" when the mosque broadcasts their call to prayer.
Along the same lines - From the September 20, 2010 issue of National Review:
Jennifer Keeton believes that people are born male or female, and that homosexuality is a chosen lifestyle and not a “state of being.” That got her into hot water at Augusta StateUniversity, in Georgia—a public institution, please note—where Keeton is enrolled in a master’s-degree program in school counseling. Learning of her views, the college authorities insisted that she submit to a “remediation plan” they developed for her—that she participate in “workshops,”read homosexualist propaganda,write reports on what she had learned, and even attend the local gay-pride parade. They told Keeton she would be expelled if she did not fulfill the requirements of the program. She sued in federal court, arguing that her First Amendment rights were being assaulted. The latest news we have on the case is that the court has denied Keeton a temporary order preventing her expulsion. Should the college get its way, our advice to her would be that she convert to Islam. Then she could happily advocate stoning homosexuals to death, and none would dare call it intolerance. Multiculturalism must be fought on its own ground.
